Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.
canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus
Imagine Mrs. Weasley getting to the magical afterlife one day and the first thing she sees is a girl with red hair sprinting toward her. For a moment she think it’s Ginny, but as the girl comes closer she recognizes the kind of smile and the emerald eyes that are shining with tears. It’s Lily Potter. Lily pulls Mrs. Weasley into a tight hug and can only whisper three words before dissolving into tears.
"Thank you, Molly."
"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”